Yes, I am pretty sure that your thoughts are exactly the same as mine: We live in a world where Terrell Owens is a published author. This in itself is a catastrophe for a lack of a better word, but the story does not end here. The title of the book reads: Little T Learns to Share. This is coming from the guy who has disrupted three franchises and three quarterbacks because he complained that he did not get the ball enough. The product review from amazon.com reads:
Young children will learn an important and valuable lesson about sharing through this wonderfully illustrated and fun book written by NFL star Terrell Owens. Little T is a boy who doesn't want to share his new football; he is afraid that his friends might mess it up. When he tries to play by himself, however, he realizes that football isn't any fun alone. Thanks to his mother's good advice, he wins back his friends, and learns the virtue of sharing and the importance of being fair.
Does anyone else realize that taking sharing advice from T.O. is basically the same as taking free throw advice from Shaq or gaining weight advice from Manut Bol. This is ridiculous. I am actually thinking about shipping the book from the states to england so I can have a personal copy. Maybe it is just the cover that presents the sharing image so that parents buy the book for their children but when the children read it at home it provides secrets and crucial tips on how to get Donovan McNabb to look like an ass.
If this is his idea of a joke (I'm pretty sure it is), then I have to admit it is pretty funny. It would be even funnier if he sent Romo, Garcia and McNabb signed and noted versions. You know, so they feel special.
On a last note, the cover says that it is written with Courtney Parker. I have this lingering thought that It is supposed to say: "Written by Courtney Parker, Terrell Owens was the guy who sat next to her screaming at her to make his biceps more ripped"
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